WHOOPS I WAS DRUNK

Well I'm gonna get drunk in Kentucky
I'm gonna get drunk in Kentucky
Well I got so boozed that I could not find my boots in Kentucky
I'm gonna buy me some romance in Georgia
I'm gonna buy me some romance in Georgia
I was buyin' me some romance when that hooker stole my pants down in Georgia
I went lookin' for some work in Alabama
I went lookin' for some work in Alabama
Well I could not find no work so I had to sell my shirt in Alabama
I got busted in some bar in Louisiana
I got busted in some bar in Louisiana
Well I woke up in jail just wonderin' what the Hell in Louisiana
I'm just tryin' to go fishin' back in Texas
I'm just wanna to go fishin' back in Texas
If all I catch is a buzz I'll be happy just because I'm home in Texas
Well everythings a blur since December
Hell Yes everythings a blur since December
Well i climbed in a bottle and sunk and Whoops I was Drunk and don't remember

Sliver Tongue Devil

So many years gone I haven't seen your face
Feels like yesterday when you ran away
You took your things and then you loaded up
Left me wonderin' what could I have done
Things were good some how it all went wrong
Like a Ghost Train you were gone...Yeah... You were gone
That snake oil salesman rode into town
That Silver Tongue Devil really layed it down
Sold you things you should never buy
Had you fooled and hung you out to dry... Yeah
Now your back and things sure have changed
But through your eyes they're still the same
And now I'm gone like that Ghost Train
And you'll never see me again.... Naw

Bastard Sons of Texas

We've got Dixie in our veins
And Texas in our hearts
With our Heavy Metal Soul that never let go
We'll never change who we are
Half cocked and loaded like the barrel of a gun
Been left all alone to fend for ourselves
Thats why we're the Bastard Sons
(Chorus)
We're The Bastard Sons of Texas
With Dixie in our veins
The Bastard Sons of Texas We aint never gonna change
Been broke down and busted
Life has sure thrown some curves
But you gotta push through like there's nothin' else to lose
To get the things you deserve
(Chorus)
We're The Bastard Sons of Texas
With Dixie in our veins
The Bastard Sons of Texas
We aint never gonna change
Done some crazy things in our days
Raisin' Hell and havin' fun
We sure know how it feels at the end of a rope
Thats why we're The Bastard Sons
(Chorus)
Yeah We're The Bastard Sons of Texas
With Dixie in our veins
The Bastard Sons of Texas
We aint never gonna change
We aint never gonna change
We aint never gonna change

The Hangin' Tree

Oh when they march me down to the Hangin' Tree
They're gonna string me up for the whole town to see
Will you tell my girl not to be afraid
One quick snap and I'll be gone I'll be on my way
(Chorus)
Oh when I come back from that grave one day
I'm gonna find'em I'm gonna make them pay..... Yeah
I never got to claim my innocence
Now I'm on my knees my sins I will repent
Oh when I go up to those pearly gates
I'll tell'em I'm not ready my revenge to take
(Chorus)
Oh when I come back from that grave one day
I'm gonna find'em I'm gonna make them pay..... Yeah
(Chorus)
Oh when I come back from that grave one day
I'm gonna find'em I'm gonna make them pay..... Yeah

Restless Heartbroke and Stoned

Been ramblin' for so long feelin' lost
No home Restless, Heartbroke and Stoned
Thought I had it worked out but I don't.... I was wrong
These bones are weary and tired
Stayin' drunk a wasted mess on my own
Swore some day I'd change it all but I won't.... I was wrong
Drunk and Stoned
I was wrong
Thought I had it worked out but I don't
Swore some day I'd change it all but I won't... No I won't
I was wrong
So damn wrong
Drunk and Stoned

Memories of You

We've seen crazy days
Times have been rough
We've done some things we shouldn't have done
But we picked ourselves up
We haven't seen the sun
Through all those dark days
I wish it would just pour down oh baby
And wash away this pain
But I've got to stay strong.... strong
To carry on.... yeah
Even though your not here
I know your not gone
Lord knows you've been right beside me
All along
Never thought of how I'd miss
All those little things
But no matter how rough it gets baby
Your reminding me
That I've got to stay strong.... strong
To carry on
I've got to stay strong.... strong
To keep movin' on.... yeah

Fast Life

Roll up your smoke
Have another toke
I can't see which way to go
Life it seems just passes by livin' our dreams in that Fast Life
Hell, I like the cocaine
I like the weed
I like to get drunk so pour me a drink
Life it seems just passes by when we're always gettin' high
It's time to party
It's time for the show
Let's get together and do-si-do
Life it seems just passes by hooked on that dance for the last time.... YEAH !!!
When the partys' over
And the day is done
I'll be feelin' rough but damn it sure was fun.... YEAH !!!

GodDamn I Need Some Whiskey

I feel the storm it's headed my way
The sky is red somethin' got to change
It's the calm before the storm
YO..... FUCK THE WORLD
I've rollin' down this highway
I see the Black Dog comin' for me
The night is blindin' my eyes are heavy
GODDAMN I NEED SOME WHISKEY !!!
I've been workin' for most of my life
Endless days and sleepless nights
A month behind and a dollar short
YO..... FUCK THE WORLD
Black out the sun from beating down
A rumblin' thunder rollin' into town
Feelin' wrecked and my hands are shaky
GODDAMN I NEED SOME WHISKEY !!!
(Nasty Breakdown)
I hear callin' pullin' me in
Another round another town again
My body is broken and my pockets are empty
GODDAMN I NEED SOME WHISKEY !!!
ONE MORE TIME !!!!....

One More Day

Another kick ass show gone down
Nothin' but these empty bottles around
We're packin' up and rollin' on
Tryin' to find me a wife for a night
keepin' my buddies from a bar fight
It's 4 a.m. and we're finally gettin' paid
Looks like we'll live One More Day
(Chorus)
Yeah we got to hold on to what we got
I feel that this rain is bound to stop
And we're livin' on a pile of dreams
Yeah we got to hold on to what we got
I feel that this rain is bound to stop
And we're livin' on a pile of dreams
Yeah we're just livin' on a pile of dreams....
I left my woman back in Texas
Gotta catch that Ol' train to Memphis
Rollin' on livin' my dreams
You know its real hard to leave you behind
And it gets so lonely on this road at times
But each day brings me closer to you
Well I'm still out here payin' these dues
(Chorus)
Yeah we got to hold on to what we got
I feel that this rain is bound to stop
And we're livin' on a pile of dreams
Yeah we got to hold on to what we got
I know that this rain is bound to stop
And we're livin' on a pile of dreams
Yeah we're just livin' on a pile of dreams....
(Solo)
(Chorus)
Yeah we got to hold on to what we got
I feel that this rain is bound to stop
And we're livin' on a pile of dreams
Yes we got to hold on to what we got
I know that this rain is bound to stop
And we're livin' on a pile of dreams
Yeah we're just livin' on a pile of dreams..

Edna and Earl

Oh what they gonna do
When they get to Hell
Oh the Devil he won't know
What to do himself.....
Two young lovers crazy in love
Ran away from home they'd had enough
Without any mony and no food to eat
Edna and Earl wound up in the street
Doin' things that would make a preacher mad
They were good kids that just turned bad
Something grabbed a'hold of their precious soul
And turned their hearts black as coal
(Chorus)
Another one gone
Never goin home
Another one gone... Oh joy....
Nothing could fill their appetite
Until they killed a sheriff on a foggy night
Now that they were out on a killin' spree
In murderous joy they would sing
(Chorus)
Another one gone
Never goin home
Another one gone... Oh joy....
Oh what they gonna do
When they get to Hell
Oh the Devil he won't know
What to do himself.....

Crazy Uncle Blue

HEY !!
My daddy worked for the railroad
Layin' railroad ties
He didn't make enough money to feed three kids and a wife
So he took to robbin' banks with my Crazy Uncle Blue
Who only had one leg and a shotgun for a shoe.... Hey !!!
O'l Blue was a drunkerd with an old pirates soul
He loved to rob and pilage for riches and gold
My daddy was a good man only doin what he had to do
So if thats what it takes.... Hell... I'd rob you too
(Chorus)
I'm robbin' you
Yeah I'm robbin' you
So put it all in the bag or I'm gonna shoot
I'm robbin' you
Yeah we're robbin' you
(Spoken).......
(Chorus)
Cause we're robbin' you
Yeah we're robbin' you
Put it all in the bag or I'm gonna shoot
Cause we're robbin' you
Yeah we're robbin' you
We're just like my daddy and Uncle Blue

Truck Drivin' Blood

(Chorus)
I've got blue collar Trucker Blood
I'd live in a truck stop if I could
My pedal to the metal with the flames on my hood
I've got truck drivin' in my blood.....
Breaker, Breaker 1-9
I'm steady rollin' down this line
The chicken coop is hot and my load is shiftin'
Picked up a lot lizard and she's already bitchin'
(Chorus)
I've got blue collar Trucker Blood
I'd live in a truck stop if I could
My pedal to the metal with the flames on my hood
I've got truck drivin' in my blood....
Got a disco whistle blowin' down my doors
I'm not stoppin' now with the pedal to the floor
Blew past a bear cave doin 90
To a choke and puke meeting TRUCK STOP TOMMY
(Chorus)
I've got blue collar Trucker Blood
I'd live in a truck stop if I could
My pedal to the metal with the flames on my hood
I've got truck drivin' in my blood.....

Dead Folks Walkin'

When the zombies come crawlin' and clawin' after you
Would you face them
Club their heads in
I'm just wonderin'
What would you do
(Chorus)
Would you run away like a scared little girl
And hide in your closet too
Would you run away like a scalded little boy
I wonder what would you do....
If your brother became another
Would you ever set him free
Would you chain him to the wall and lure folks in
For him to eat
(Chorus)
Would you run away like a scared little girl
And hide in your closet too
Would you run away like a scalded little boy
I wonder what would you do....
Whoa I wonder what would you do
Lord I wonder what would you do